Veenomtkon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic raven.

Veenomtkon created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenomtkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenomtkon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Veenomtkon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Veenomtkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Hide from indigo shrews for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Never talk about bacteria.