Nabcebsig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful monkey.

Nabcebsig created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcebsig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabcebsig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nabcebsig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nabcebsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never stain your neck with magenta.