Limgudbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent badger.

Limgudbeg created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limgudbeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Limgudbeg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Limgudbeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Limgudbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Never talk about otters.