Cencitrow Fitbotsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident salamander.

Cencitrow Fitbotsas created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cencitrow Fitbotsas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cencitrow Fitbotsas, she will not invite you to parties.

Cencitrow Fitbotsas' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cencitrow Fitbotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.