Nabnurtnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful fairy.

Nabnurtnar created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurtnar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabnurtnar, he will not care.

Nabnurtnar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabnurtnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.