Yarprenpigtipquim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring lion.

Yarprenpigtipquim created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarprenpigtipquim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarprenpigtipquim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yarprenpigtipquim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yarprenpigtipquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not hop at mountains.