Yatfumlip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow whale.

Yatfumlip created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfumlip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatfumlip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatfumlip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yatfumlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Yatfumlip six times a day.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.