Gebjingamjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind shark.

Gebjingamjig created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebjingamjig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebjingamjig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gebjingamjig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gebjingamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never mark doors with purple.

5. Never write about planets.