Dingovbegjab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional dingo.

Dingovbegjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingovbegjab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dingovbegjab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dingovbegjab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dingovbegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.