Hinlimvid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent dingo.

Hinlimvid created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinlimvid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinlimvid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hinlimvid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hinlimvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hinlimvid loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Hinlimvid eight times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.