Lannigkon is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous
hamster.
Lannigkon created a quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lannigkon, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Lannigkon, he will turn you into a slug.
Lannigkon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Lannigkon's Holy Commandments1. Shun those given to sloth.
2. Never think ill of sick bats.
3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Lannigkon.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.