Fattargjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating raccoon.

Fattargjarn created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fattargjarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fattargjarn, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fattargjarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fattargjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Worship no other gods but Fattargjarn.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat green fruit.