Jadrothad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective jaguar.

Jadrothad created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrothad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadrothad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jadrothad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jadrothad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing violet trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.