Tennuttgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful centaur.

Tennuttgess created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tennuttgess, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tennuttgess, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tennuttgess' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tennuttgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not consume rice at dawn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tennuttgess.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.