Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering dove.

Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes on holy days.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Kadligfig Wipjaddandiss Talhivlat's priests.

5. Never think about stars.