Dissriltetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional wolf.

Dissriltetti created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissriltetti, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissriltetti, she will turn you into a snail.

Dissriltetti's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dissriltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing yellow coats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.