Hugbet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking crow.

Hugbet created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hugbet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugbet, he will turn you into a duck.

Hugbet's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hugbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing gray hats.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never wear red shirts.