Tundogdum is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, self-assured
goblin.
Tundogdum created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tundogdum, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tundogdum, she will turn you into a duck.
Tundogdum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Tundogdum's Holy Commandments1. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.
2. Never go into blue rooms.
3. Never mark doors with white.
4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
5. Never wear skirts.