Fagminwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm zebra.

Fagminwad created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagminwad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fagminwad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fagminwad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fagminwad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagminwad.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never feed tomatoes to nematodes while wearing kilts.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Shun those given to sloth.