Laklegzangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient coyote.

Laklegzangeb created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Laklegzangeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Laklegzangeb, she will turn you into a snail.

Laklegzangeb's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Laklegzangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Worship no other gods but Laklegzangeb.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Laklegzangeb.

5. Never feed oranges to bats while wearing brown skirts.