Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless fox.

Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik, it will laugh at you.

Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ziglamzim Zigmilcissyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.