Davyartbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust bat.

Davyartbam created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Davyartbam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davyartbam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Davyartbam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Davyartbam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davyartbam.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with indigo.

4. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.