Laktithun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy gerbil.

Laktithun created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laktithun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laktithun, she will manifest in front of you.

Laktithun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Laktithun's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Always obey Laktithun's priests.

5. Never prepare bananas during summer.