Gidsadfit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty goose.

Gidsadfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsadfit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gidsadfit, she will turn you into a rat.

Gidsadfit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gidsadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidsadfit.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.