Godquafvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak mongoose.

Godquafvid created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Godquafvid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Godquafvid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Godquafvid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Godquafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never cross forests at dawn.