Baggon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm elephant.

Baggon created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baggon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Baggon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Baggon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Baggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. You must love Baggon.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

5. Always cleanse water with water.