Pig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Pig created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pig's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.