Haktallog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring scorpion.

Haktallog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Haktallog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Haktallog, it will ignore you.

Haktallog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Haktallog's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with red.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about mites.