Pagfundan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable otter.

Pagfundan created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pagfundan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pagfundan, he will turn you into a worm.

Pagfundan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pagfundan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pagfundan.

3. Do not skip at crossroads.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with joy.

5. Do not listen to music.