Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered porpoise.

Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck, he will torture you forever.

Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Catcimsab Tarpflatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not covet oxen.