Pidgamlam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Pidgamlam created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidgamlam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pidgamlam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pidgamlam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pidgamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not prepare grapes while wearing scarves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidgamlam.

5. Always remove shorts before touching nickel.