Narltippom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent scorpion.

Narltippom created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltippom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narltippom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narltippom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Narltippom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never eat gooseberries.