Wipgutfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish shark.

Wipgutfeb created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgutfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipgutfeb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wipgutfeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wipgutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Never wear brown stockings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.