Foblanbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective human.

Foblanbiss created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Foblanbiss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Foblanbiss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Foblanbiss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Foblanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing purple dresses.

2. Never gather eight monkeys in one place.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. You must love Foblanbiss.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.