Rawflamyam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak salamander.

Rawflamyam created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawflamyam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawflamyam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rawflamyam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rawflamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bananas with blood.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Rawflamyam's name in vain.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.