Abarntap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered walrus.

Abarntap created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abarntap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abarntap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Abarntap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Abarntap's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Put Abarntap first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.