Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking jaguar.

Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot, she will be very sad.

Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jamgovcam Habcumfarrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.