Vedstiplid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak dryad.

Vedstiplid created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedstiplid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vedstiplid, he will ignore you.

Vedstiplid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vedstiplid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching nickel.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not name children after bats.

5. Always store spinach above ground.