Hinfasyat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful hamster.

Hinfasyat created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfasyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinfasyat, he will destroy your home planet.

Hinfasyat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hinfasyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight badgers near bridges.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Never gather five manatees in one place.