Xuckwanbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced pigeon.

Xuckwanbid created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwanbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xuckwanbid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xuckwanbid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xuckwanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Always obey Xuckwanbid's priests.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.