Jigkonxenrap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous scorpion.

Jigkonxenrap created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Jigkonxenrap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigkonxenrap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigkonxenrap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jigkonxenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Never feed bread to moths while wearing violet hats.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.