Jenlogmot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish cat.

Jenlogmot created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jenlogmot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenlogmot, it will torture you forever.

Jenlogmot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jenlogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never prepare melons during autumn.