Lenvedpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, clever crab.

Lenvedpod created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvedpod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lenvedpod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lenvedpod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lenvedpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lenvedpod.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not sit in public.