Bessnurltar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart goblin.

Bessnurltar created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessnurltar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bessnurltar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bessnurltar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bessnurltar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not prepare melons while wearing ear rings.