Nigquamgab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured sheep.

Nigquamgab created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigquamgab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigquamgab, he will turn you into a frog.

Nigquamgab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nigquamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigquamgab.

3. Do not sing at mountains.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never approach forests carrying wood.