Latbarngud Ceptanham is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, two-faced troll.

Latbarngud Ceptanham created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latbarngud Ceptanham, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latbarngud Ceptanham, he will destroy your home solar system.

Latbarngud Ceptanham's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Latbarngud Ceptanham's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never handle silver while unclean.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latbarngud Ceptanham.

5. Do not kill gulls.