Rulldibcan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm alligator.

Rulldibcan created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Rulldibcan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulldibcan, he will turn you into a dog.

Rulldibcan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rulldibcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rulldibcan in the centre of the settlement.