Has is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil lizard.

Has created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Has, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Has, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Has' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.