Kikomingunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish hedgehog.

Kikomingunbog created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikomingunbog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kikomingunbog, it will torture you forever.

Kikomingunbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kikomingunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.