Zencunhapfossbitdog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever horse.

Zencunhapfossbitdog created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencunhapfossbitdog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zencunhapfossbitdog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zencunhapfossbitdog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zencunhapfossbitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not name children after birds.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.